chefpyro:

talentlack:

chefpyro:

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

(via nicolepd22)

tgreythorne:

“I’m fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called “Bring back the porn!””

— Dr. Perry Cox

starsinursa:

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

(via allteenrelates)

nightmare-on-em-street:

People get lost. They think they have everything under control, and everything’s out of control. Their lives are totally in pieces.

RJP

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“If you have to beg someone to be in your life, they don’t deserve to be there.”

— Mandy Hale

lexxgrant:

x-lil-sad-lil-anxious-x:

d-e-a-d-flower:

undertastic-dork:

teenagerposts:

a rollercoaster from start to finish

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

(Source: bearer-of-bad-decisions, via confirmance)